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Privacy

Privacy, terms, and conditions

Thanks to government regulations aimed at those who abuse phone, email, and now text communication, we've been asked to provide an entire page detailing our "Privacy Policy" and our "User Agreements."

Our standard of privacy

Considering our entire business is founded on healthcare privacy standards, we find it hard to believe any government will be stricter than we are at protecting your information. So you can rest assured that, no matter what they say, we will NEVER give your information to ANYONE, INCLUDING GOVERNMENT AGENTS OR AGENCIES, without your written permission. Hell, we won't even give it to you, your family, or your doctor without your written permission.

But to understand our actual standards of privacy, you would have to come in and talk to us. Since the "regulatory agencies" have not, and will not, come talk to us and listen to what we say, the rest of this page is dedicated to their BULL$#!+. Sorry for the inconvenience of having to stomach it.

What we were told to include

"...you need to add Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy of the actual website. The purpose of your website will dictate the specifics of your Terms and Conditions; the most common ones are:

  1. Liability: customers are navigating on your website at their own risk
  2. Cookies and cache: if the website is using cookies and cache for any marketing purpose
  3. Privacy Policy: how the information provided by your customers is being handled
  4. Acceptance of terms and conditions: simply states that by using your website, the user accepts the T&C and privacy policy
  5. SMS T&C, which must include the following statement: 'By calling or texting this number 8xx-xxx-xxxx, customers agree to receive text messages. If you no longer wish to receive text messages, you may opt out at any time by replying STOP.'"

Our terms and conditions

  1. Liability

    As our customer, you agree that you are navigating this website at your own risk. (Not that we know what "risk" there is in using our website. I guess you could sprain your fingers or strain your eyes.)

  2. Cookies and cache

    We do not code any of this into our site. We build the site ourselves for the sole purpose of sharing information with you, not to collect information from you and profit from it.

    Some pages show content from other services: YouTube and Vimeo videos, Spotify players, Google Maps, and Google Fonts. Those services may set their own cookies or collect basic information, like your IP address, under their own privacy policies. We don't receive or use any of that information.

  3. Privacy policy

    See above: we do not collect or share your information with ANYONE!

  4. Acceptance of terms and conditions

    By using our website, you accept the terms and conditions and privacy policy.

    Our terms and conditions are that you use the site and do whatever you like with the information. You may not alter the site in any way, like a malicious hacker would. You can quote us if you'd like, but if we ask you to stop copying or quoting us, you will respect our request, just like we respect you.

  5. Text messages

    If you choose to call or text us at 833-HBOT-411 (426-8411), you agree to receive text messages. If you no longer wish to receive text messages, you may opt out at any time by replying "STOP."

    We do not use texting to mass-market to anyone. The text feature of our 833 number is strictly for us to communicate with you. You start the conversation and we follow up. It's a convenience for you to ask us questions or make appointments.

Thanks for obeying the government's rules forced upon us all.